I Wanna Know Who You Are

MALTS.

Today was alright, I guess.

David broke my favorite bottle in the entire world.

The Greatest Thing They Ever Heard

MALTS.

Had a semi-exciting day.

I spoke at the District Board Meeting with Forever Green. Packed.
I got a free water bottle from Ms. Vaeth. Yes! My dream since school started this year.. it came true!

OH, POBRE x INFINITY!
Shaun got transfered out of my Spanish 3 class because of "balancing classes," which I think is dumb because they moved someone into our class, then moved him out, so what was the point of moving that person in? Why not just keep him in! Geez! I was hellaaa hellaaa upset when Shelby told me, haha. Shuan is my Spanish buddy! Now I sit alone next to Venca, the exchange student from the Czech Republic. He makes fun of me and calls me weird.
Ms. Alvarado gave me all of Shaun's stuff to give back to him. Pobrecito! What a nostalgic reminder of the class he could be in. I hung out with him a bit after school.

So I drew a picture of Shaun &put it on his desk to pretend he was there since Ms. Alvarado wouldn't let anyone sit next to me. Haha! Matthew is lonely now. I had no one to read a book with during SSR!

I would have put my backpack on his desk, but it just didn't feel right replacing a friend with a backpack.

Nikole's Coochie Is Stinky!

Dear Tortuga,

MALTS &NIKOLE.

Tortuga, today was chill.
Matthew went to a Catholic church for the first time today. He was very scared, full of trepidation as he went up during that eating bread thing. He didn't eat bread, only got blessed. Yay God!
Nikole ate though, as always.
She spread rumors about Matthew, telling people he is a lying cunt when he didn't say anything to anyone at all!

OMG. MY ASS! MATTHEW IS AN EVIL CONNIVING LYING LITTLE BITCH ASS.

Dude, it smells like bread. You smell like bread.

Awkward Turtle! Seriously.

Dear Tortuga,

MALTS &NIKOLE.

That is your name now.

Today I am feeling farty! Just kidding. That was Nikole.

She smelled hellaaa stank-y today. Damn, wash that steeze!

Matthew just almost gave me an Indian Burn. He's the one that smells. He's such an asshole but that's why I love him and he loves me. We belong together. No chistes. LOVE YOU MALTS!

Yuck, Nikole is a terrible typer. &She is an asshole, she is probably talking about you right now. The skanky hoe is trying to bite me, sigh!

Today she smells of butter, fart, and sweat. Well, more than usual at least.

I spent a lot of money this week.

I don't like to be ignored, you skeezy kakahead. If you are going to not talk, just say so. I'd much rather have it that way. Alright, thaaanks!

This is a perfect time to use a truth quote from the Kite Runner, but I don't have the book on hand.

Chris Abadilla gave me a hug today. He hella likes me, LOL.

Alrighty, I am off to save Nikole because she is going to die from eating too much popcorn, aka Diacetyl stuff! Bye kiddooos! :)

I don't want tomorrow to suck. Don't suck tomorrow!

Oh yeah, it is hella awkward turtle right now.

Run, Running, Ran

NICOOLALA!

hasn't posted in a while. Boo.

Anyway. This past weekend wasn't too eventful but I'll fill it in with the details about the first week of school.

First day, cool. Way better than last year, I must admit. Got my new sched. YESSIR. First period, finally. If they just gave first period to the people who actually signed up for it not to the people who didn't want it, it wouldn't be such a problemo. and to people who suddenly want it: too bad, you DIDN'T sign up for it so don't try to change it home boys and girls. That's all I'll say about schedules because I know everyones got f-ed up.

Quiroga was chill. She seems hella nice. Easy? Not exactly sure yet. It seems pretty simple but then again we're just reviewing stuff right now. First period is kind of boring, it is rather sluggish. I sit next to Brian Sajor. That's a plus.

Bhatnager. She's seems really nice too but has HELLA damn homework. I've heard around that I got the "good" Bhatnager so that's a good sign I guess, haha.

Imbesi. He seems really nice too. I know I keep saying nice but that's all I can think of for describing my teachers haha. Berly is in my class! HOORAYS.

Wow. I am seriously not use to having THREE DAMN PERIODS before my first break! THE F? I get so damn hungry, damn. I feel like after those three classes, it should be lunch! I grow incredibly restless. Especially after math I'm always like yes, break time! But then I think about it and I'm like crap, one more class. LAME.

Arbizu next... Okay I'm done describing teachers and classes. Then art with Leung. Chill, fine. It's whatevs.

Then finally Chem with Schni...der? However you spell his name. I hella forgot my syllabus because I'm a dumbass. Easiest assignment in the world and I forget to do it. Still in summer mode, I suppose.

Francis, AJ, Kim and I tried to go to Peidmont during their lunch on Thursday but the popo was hella in gaurd writin' down my license plate and shizz! So Francis, Kim, and I just stayed at this Egg Market. I hate the mustang like holy crap hellllllla hot. It's hotter in the car than it is outside and the only reason that's good is so when you go outside, it's a relief but it still fcking hot outside!

Saturday I didn't do muchos. Actually I'm just saying I didn't do much because I can't remember. Sunday - familia fiesta. Today I went out with AJ to Pat's house and we just cheeeeled. Then... I got scraped by my dad because he's an ass. Okay, I think I'm done for today. PAYCE.